Joshua and I do TOTAL JUSTICE to the Super Mario series, part one of presumeably two.
02/20/2008 - Super Mario Land is Scientology. (92kbps MP3 59:34)
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But first, I talk about a game suggested by Daryl Surat (of Anime World Order) - Gunstar Heroes on the Genesis. And BIG SHOCKER, it’s actually a very fun game!

We go over each game, in detail, from the arcade days, to the end of the SNES. Well, we tried to. I realise we left out Super Mario RPG - but we’ll cover that next time. As opposed to a full writeup this time, I’m going with a timeline. If you want to know what’s discussed exactly, listen!!!
06:16 - The Beginning. The way it all began.


Radar Scope, Donkey Kong, Lawsuits, and stuttering!
13:00 - Donkey Kong Jr.

Someone’s faaabulouth!
16:00 - What The Fuck Is Going On In All These Pipes!?


The Princess is in another castle.
22:35 - Super Mario 2

Alright, we barely mention it, because it’s Super Mario Bros.: Asshole Edition.
24:00 - Super Mario 2 USA

It’s canon. Seriously. And it’s bitchin’. And it’s all a dream about an evil frog!
28:00 - Super Mario Land

Seriously. This is the scientology of the Mario Universe. No sense at all. Acid Trip action on the go!
32:30 - Super Mario Bros. 3

EPIC AND FLAWLESS. And the Koopa Kids.
40:35 - Super Mario World

They named it with a word. A few steps forward and a few back.
Also Penis.
50:28 - Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

Best. Platformer. Ever.
Of course the music for the show was found at OCRemix.org. You should check that place out if you’ve been living under a rock for many a year and don’t already go there.
We’ll see you next time for part two!
(and for those who stick around through the ending song, it gets funny again)
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